- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
August 2012
July 2012
“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’”
—Neil Gaiman (via loveyourchaos)
Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one. :)
Thank you!
“We are so used to releasing words, we don’t know what to do with them if they stay. No matter how many times we let them go, they come back. The words that matter always stay.”
—David Levithan, The Realm of Possibility (via littlewingedpig)
“It’s not that I can’t fall in love. It’s really that I can’t help falling in love with too many things all at once. So, you must understand why I can’t distinguish between what’s platonic and what isn’t, because it’s all too much and not enough at the same time.”
—Jack Kerouac (via amor-omnibus)
“Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly — they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.”
—Aldous Huxley; Brave New World (via wordpainting)
“I’m sure a lot of you have had this experience where you’re changing, you’re growing as a person, and people still tend to treat you like you were 18 months ago. And it’s really frustrating sometimes, when you’re growing up and you’re becoming more capable, and you’ve solved and gotten over some personality quirks, whatever it may be, and people still treat you like you were a year to 18 months ago. It can be very frustrating.”
—Steve Jobs, at the Apple’s WWDC in 1997 (via imfantasyparade)
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
So basically what you’re saying is,
Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me?pimp daddy sperm
“Honey, this is what happens when you fall in love. You’re looking at a natural disaster.”
—Janet Fitch (whiteoleanderlove)
