May 2009
lil wayne who?
PeRFCTLY aBNRMaL: lil wayne is the most ghetto of the three and.. his music isn't even ghetto anymore
PeRFCTLY aBNRMaL: he did like.. lollipop
pinkeezy: what
PeRFCTLY aBNRMaL: hot revolver.. if you've heard it
pinkeezy: never heard it
PeRFCTLY aBNRMaL: you know
PeRFCTLY aBNRMaL: li-li-li-li-li-lick the lollipop
pinkeezy: no
please reblog this
unicornology:
iguessthatscool:casimirpulaskiday:
if you have ever loved someone who didn’t love you back.
“I’d have an office, even if it wasn’t necessary, and I’d hire Pam Beasly as my...”
– Box Of Peanuts (via beeslyposse)
“(313): All I’ve ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should...”
– texts from last night (via twosandfives) (via iguessthatscool) (via unicornology)
“Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
(via kaylynashley) (via ginsoakedboy) (via delacroix) (via cateo) (via spareunderthemat)
I'm kind of a big deal.
“Other people will suck the reality off you sometimes, make you suddenly self...”
– I Wrote This For You (via thresca)
“Apparently in Twilight the vampires also have unicorn flu. Or do I have tween...”
– Michael Ian Black (via Twitter) (via scrambledmeggs)
new word: Supercide
jakelodwick:
Noun. The act of killing everyone else. An alternative to suicide.
My boss is slowly driving me insane, strangers keep groping me on the subway… I’m seriously contemplating supercide.
“What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you....”
– Synecdoche, New York (via sunshinemakesmehigh)
“Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Sensible Thing” (via cityplanning) (via postmarks) (via poetbabble) (via youarebonbon) (via unicornology)
“Bye-bye love, as in songs. All alone now. It was so sad. Why did such things...”
– Moral Disorder by Margaret Atwood
“You used to blow into my ear while I was
trying to fall asleep.
I’d...”
– Amor de lejos by Kelsey Rakes
April 2009
Sexual tension is so awesome.
witharmsakimbo:
findsomethingbetter:
arseniccupcakes:
candy-injection:
jennifrey:
uneviolenteenvie:
youknowthatimeantit:
letterboxlove:
52hearts: umbrellaboat: suzywire: findsomethingbetter:
Like, when you’re talking to somebody and standing really close but the topic of conversation is insignificant because you’re staring at each other’s mouths and you just want to kiss them but...
fmylife:
Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, “I haven’t seen him for like five days…I’m starting to get worried,” in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I’m 20. FML
“If I could fit inside my washing machine
I would set the spin cycle to forever”
– Water | Prathna Lor
Hello, pizza and two liter Coke. Welcome to my...
fmylife:
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn’t give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need someone who doesn’t need her.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via ifiwereinyourpants: hollymay09) (via byrdie) (via marjchun) (via shany)
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”
– Marcel Pagnol (via kari-shma)
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what...”
– Alice in Wonderland
“The great thing about suicide is that it’s not one of those things you...”
– Harvey Fierstein.
“310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just...”
– texts from last night
“Dr. Berman’s next question is more direct—how long do Courtney and Pierce...”
– Teen Relationships and Sex
You're looking for a connection, someone you're...
“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had...”
– British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on his Twitter
(via kaytee) (via gentleman) (via robgonemild) (via mykicks)
(via shiningstar)
What I Learned from dating a 100 Men →
I am twenty years old and I just saw cellulite on...
Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Season Finale
Derek: Addison. What are you doing here?
Addison: You'd know if you'd bothered to return any one of my phone calls. Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd.
Meredith: Shepherd?
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.
“Things are going to happen whether I know why they happen or not. It just gets...”
– Bob Dylan (via tulletulle) (via breathsoftruth) (via shany)
“‘I thought I wanted this,’ said Richard. ‘I thought I wanted a nice normal life....”
– Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman (via expose) (via hibernate) (via iguessthatscool) (via pretty-bird)
“Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you...”
– Unknown (via brokenmachine) (via quote-book) (via shany)
hungry hungry cats hungry hungry cats
Mom: Don't forget, you have to buy Bobby food.
Me: I was thinking of letting him starve, actually. Bikini season is almost here.
Mom: Yeah, good point. But buy him food anyway.
“At undergraduate cocktail parties, people say, ”Oh, you write? What do you write...”
– lorrie moore, how to be a writer (via meaghano) (via aaaaajane) (via unicornology)
This version is delightful. Erin & I were...
“A lot of people like to fool you and say that you’re not smart if you...”
– Snoop Dogg
“Always aim high. Work hard and care deeply about what you believe in. When you...”
– hilary clinton 